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Death Of A Toy Salesman...

Mon Jun 28, 2004, 3:13 AM
well i have been tryin to do this for the past couple of days...

devart was either in read only or i didn't have time.....soooooo

here's a new cartoon and......something else......yeah.......

hope u like the new stuff i will make more in the future once i decide how i'ma gonna do it all......keep the sprites in check........

thirst says "obey your thirst"......show em my motto.........

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Top 5 ridculously funny REAL names I have heard:

1. Harry Johnson
2. Sparkle Princess Poochie (graduated with her)
3. Jannifer
4. Female (Fem-uh-lee)
5. Shithead (Shi-Theed)
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Down at an english fair one evening I was there
When I heard a showman shouting underneath the flair

I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts
There they are all standing in a row
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
Give them a twist a flick of the wrist
That’s what the showman said
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Every ball you throw will make me rich
There stands my wife, the idol of me life
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
Roll a bowl a ball, roll a bowl a ball
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts (they’re lovely)
There they are all standing in a row (one, two, three, four)
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head (and bigger)
Give them a twist a flick of the wrist
That’s what the showman said
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Every ball you throw will make me rich
There stands my wife, the idol of me life
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch (all together now)
Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch (harmony)
Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
Roll a bowl a ball, roll a bowl a ball
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch

I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts
Danny Kaye
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This is from ~selfannihilation I said I would so here it is:
YOU

name:
age:
reason for dA username:
AIM sn:
reason for AIM sn:
what do you enjoy most at dA:
why:
interesting fact about you:
weird fact about you:
quote:
will you post this in your dA journal:

RECOMMEND

1. a movie:
2. a book:
3. a musical artist, song, or album:
4. a dA user that i may not know:
5. something to do in the next two months:
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GO HERE DAMN YOU ALL I TELL YOU VISIT THEM:

-kumo-adren-00krankitsangellennonsstarrcgaussieren52enayla iliekupeachezdivaphotopixiejasinskiselfannihilationsubterfugemalaises cryptorchidluigitailztsukikumostoopidgerlzetabledayzarden-stockgoldfishdreams-stock

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Lake Chuck
  • Interests: Music, Movies, Nifty Stuff...like pies...
  • Favourite movie: Star Wars (all of em), LOTR (all of em)...hmmm...Tron...uhh...What Dreams May Come...
  • Favourite band or musician: The Beatles
  • Favourite genre of music: if you knew me you would laugh at this ques...I like it all
  • Favourite artist: Ralph McQuarrie
  • Favourite poet or writer: Robert Frost, H.G. Wells, E. A. Poe
  • Favourite photographer: Ansel Adams
  • Favourite style of art: Photo Manipulation
  • Operating System: XP
  • MP3 player of choice: MusicMatch
  • Wallpaper of choice: Tis a pic of a nebula
  • Skin of choice: the one i was born with...
  • Favourite game: Tic Tac Toe...would you like to play a game?
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC...PS2...Xbox
  • Favourite cartoon character: Invader Zim
  • Personal Quote: Life's short...don't waste it on stupid shit.
  • Tools of the Trade: Photoshop 6, Cheap Digital Camera...the brain muh parents gave me...

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Comments


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DO THIS ITS SOO FREAKY


























thursday october 6, 2005





here just do it



most people aren't sure of what they really want in life. I



received this



letter from a friend on the computer, did what it told me to, and



within a



week, everything I had wished came true!! Here's an exact copy,



this

really



works!!!!











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1. To yourself, say the name of the only



guy or girl you wanna be with 3



times!











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2. Think of something you wanna accomplish



within the next week and say it to your self

6



times!!











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3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to



yourself 9 times!!!








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4. Think of something that you want to happen



between you and that 1special person and say



it to your self 12

times!!!












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5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as



you scroll down focus and



concentrate on it and think on nothing



else but that wish.











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Now make one last &final wish about that one wish

that you picked.







After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people,



and what



you wished for will come true within in one week!







u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your



crush!!!



























































Keep going

down



























Keep going







































Keep

going








































!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!











Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was



your last chance. Now pay very close attention this important



message!



Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda



chain



letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1863

and



if you



break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing



these



stories.







First Example:



Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl,



up till she got this same chain letter. She had a crush on the same



kid



since kindergarden. when she got this mail she didn't pay any



attention to



it. She just thought, no big deal. And deleted it. The next day her



dad



got fired and her mom dies in a car crash. If she would have sent



the



letter none of that would have happened and her mom

would be alive.







Second Example:



Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average



nerd. Had glasses, was short and chubby, was in gifted. All the



signs of



your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51



people in



the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd



grade. The



next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for



him ever



since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out,



and of



course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew

up



and



married each other to live happily forever.







Third Example:



Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll



get ya hooked. Listen to this. A kid named Jordan Johnson was just



getting on AOL to check his mail. He was a quiet kid, not that



popular but



not a geek either. he was just normal. He saw he had mail from his



friend. It was this exact letter. Now Jordan Johnsen was a smart



kid and



he knew what could happen if he didnt pass it on. He simply pulled



a few



friends from his buddy list and sent it along. The next day,

about



that



same time, he got a phone call. It said he had won the lottery!



then his



dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him



Nintendo64 and



play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer, and his best



friend



gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and



Limp



Bizkit! Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was



goin' wild!



the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been



going out



ever since.







Now, you heard the stories. I know

which person i'd rather



be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but



thats



only me. We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go



out with



that special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you



send



this to-



1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love



life.....forever!!!!!



10 people- your crush will say they like you as a



friend......ONLY!!!!!



15 people- your crush will say they like you



20 people- your crush will ask you out!



25 people- your crush will kiss you!!



30 people - Your crush

will have sex with you



35 people or more- All of the above!!



Don't blow it, it's ur chance to shine! Have



everything u wanted, and more! Now, complaining cus u dont have any



friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's simple, just go



in a



chat room, pick some names and send away! but here's the



catch.....you only



have one hour to send it after being read. Please pass this to



everyone you.. know
and u cant send it baq to me
u don't have to do it! ^^

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LAWL
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Haha! Got you with a DA snow ball!

It's the start of..... Snow Ball Fight 2005-2006 !!!!
One rule to this game....
You can't hit someone who has already hit you!
Now... go out there and get as many people as you can, before they get you!

I got you first so you can't get me back!
Well, start hitting!!

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The air is musty, tired, OLD, it smells of lost dreams and rotten fabric...
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Haha! Got you with a DA snow ball!

It's the start of..... Snow Ball Fight 2005-2006 !!!!
One rule to this game....
You can't hit someone who has already hit you!
Now... go out there and get as many people as you can, before they get you!

I got you first so you can't get me back!
Well, start hitting!!

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The air is musty, tired, OLD, it smells of lost dreams and rotten fabric...
:iconlunalovegood21stock:
thx for the visit your gallery is very funny :D

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Come to my stock you know you want to.=lunalovegood21stock
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David here. Dude, what's that site that has the Photoshop Tutorials that you use? I want to show it to Alicia so she'll use it to it's full potential. She's got PS 6.
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Dern! You are funny! I want to :+fav: every comic with the duckie and piggy. They are so funny! Instead, I'll just peg your site, and hope it gets you some traffic.

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Vampire baseball. :threaten: Bring it.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

I use the Report Deviation button. Ha ha.
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PS I've been in your houuuuuuuseeeeeeeee

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OMFG!!!!!!!!! [link]
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HOLY SHITS I JUST FIGURED OUT WHO YOU ARE AND YOU CAN'T GUESS ME!!!! I betcha!!!!! But I knoooooow you!!!!!

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OMFG!!!!!!!!! [link]
:iconrolly-san:
woooo someone else from lake charles kickass!!!!!

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:iconelvesatemyramen:
Wow! What a shock to come onto your site and my drawing is there! Thanks so much for adding some of my drawings! I'm honored you like them that much! I LOVE the Invader Zim drawings. So great! Oh and *hands you a cookie* you actually remember Animaniacs!! In my opinion, best show ever!

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